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Day two, Part two

Jesse washome alone for about two hours. His mom gone at a funeral, Jesse was all by himself. After about an hour and a half, Jesse's brother's girlfriend, Sara, came over. She picked nits. Then jesse's other friend sara came over. She played with jesse's neighbor, Sarah. Sara's mom helped pick nits. Then jesse watched star trek the next generation. After about two hours and thirty four minutes, the job was done. Almost all the nits were gone. Jesse then went in a one hundred ninety degree sauna. That killed the rest of the lice. Jesse's mom picked out the rest of the lice.
Stay tuned: Thare may be an unexpected day three (Jesse hopes not!)

Day two, part one

Jesse went to comb his hair. His mom did a pretty good job until jesse said that she was hurting him (That was in fact true.) She exploded. She said she was not. Jesse said she was. They finally resolved the conflict. She kept on combing. She plucked out a hair with a nit on it, to show jesse how hard it was to get them out. Jesse tried. It was kind of hard. Jesse said "Ow!" Jesse's mom exploded again. She said that this might be a whole summer infestation if they didnt get it then. Jesse said that he doubted that. Jesse's mom went in side. She had to get ready for a funeral she was about to attend. She called her husband, who at that time was in new mexico. She said it was very hard to comd out the nits. Jesse was on speaker and agreed, and also said that it was harder for him. That is the end of Day two, Part one. stay tuned for Day two, Part two...

Part five

Jesse was dissapointed that there was a part five!!!!!
Jesse got "nit picked" for a while longer.......
Fortunately, this is the end of day one.
On the other hand, day two will start in no time*.








*Actually, quite some time, but jesse will be sleeping, so it will seem very short.

Part four

Jesse just got done with "Nit picking." It was quite unpleasent. Jesse's mother combed, while jesse read Jurassic park. Jesse was very patient. Then jesse's neighbor came over. Together they were very effective. Jesse's neighbor brought her daughter's portable dvd player. Jesse got to watch star trek.
That is all for day one...Jesse hopes

Part three

Jesse is forced to put mysterious goo in his hair. It is a product called Nix, and it is made from marygold flowers. It is very weird. Jesse's mom has a small case of lice. Jesse and his mom both wash our hair with the marygold goop. It smells fowl. It reeks stenches of liquid permanent marker. And then it is time for shower #2. OH JOY! jesse gets out of shower and starts typing for his blog. stay tuned for part four....

Part two

Jesse has to go to the local Albertsons, about five miles from home, to pick up some supplies for the lice outbreak. Jesse brings a fake mustache so no one will recognise him. He goes along, and he runs into a former scool parent. "you got a hair cut!" she says. Jesse's disguise failed. Jesse tells her everything. "oh, bummer." she says. Soon after we go to the video store to pick up some "Nit picking entertainment!" We get season one of The west wing,Star Trek, and,Dreams. We go home.

Part one

Jesse has many head lice. He is forced to cut his hair. In the beggining jesse objects, but with bribing about possible hair dying, Jesse gives in. His hair cut is... OK.... There is a gel called lice-out that his mom wants to use on him. She gets the bottle out, and "squirt..." she plops all this gel. She combs. "ow!" Jesse says and jerks his head away from the comb. There is some gel on the comb, and Jesse see's some little black dots in it. "those are the lice" his mom says. Jesse gets in the shower, after a combing session. He comes down stairs after the shower. His toast is long past popped.

Jesse's story

Morning. July 7th. Around 9:00. Jesse walks downstairs after about 10 hours of sleep.He is itching his head. He wants toast. The toast is about 3/4ths of the way toasted, when jesse's mother says "Why dont i check your head." She ruffles around through his long hair, and ocasionally says "hmm..." or "oh...". Suddenly she looks up. "this isnt good" she says "Jesse, i think you have headlice."